nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

officialkbpoetry:

punkrightsactivist:

You can tell there’s an issue

When there are kids

Who would rather

Go to the hospital

Than go to school.

This cannot be rebloged enough

meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

dan-is-not-on-phire:

WHY THE FUCK DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF I’VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO DO ALL THIS HORSE SHIT HOMEWORK AND I LEAVE IT ALL UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE I GO BACK: an autobiography